What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:48

You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Dr No
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper